grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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