I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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