i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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