I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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