Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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