she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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