she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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