Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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