If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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