i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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