Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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