Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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