At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
God I need to hump something, right now.
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