Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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