"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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