Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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