She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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