Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It was confusing and full of hummus
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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