I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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