Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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