yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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