I'm so fucking centered right now
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
