what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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