You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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