I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm bleeding and have questions
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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