Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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