I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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