My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
