I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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