Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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