This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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