All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's like God shit irony all over that family
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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