I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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