I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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