And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My vagina just recognized that song.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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