Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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