69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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