How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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