Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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