I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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