I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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