I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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