heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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