Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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