i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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