I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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