I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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