She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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