she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize