i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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