Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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