is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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