Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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