I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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