Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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